In no particular order:

100 things about me

1. I work as an adult entertainer. I love it.

2. I collect plushies.

3. I love my body.

4. My favorite color is candy apple red.

5. I am adopted. I don't know my birth family, and I probably never will.

6. I love piercings. I used to have lots, but sadly had to take most of them out for various uncool reasons. Master and me are working on putting them back in slowly now, giving them the proper time to heal in between piercings.

7. I am a sex toy reviewer.

8. I like routine. Maybe it's the Taurus in me. I don't know, but routine, schedules, doing what I'm told when I'm told - these things make me happy. <3

9. I like Chobits.

10. I love going to thrift stores. I don't know why, maybe it's the tree hugger in me.

11. I am a tree hugger, hardcore.

12. I LOVE to swim.

13. I am quite the crafty person. I love crocheting, drawing, cross stitching, scrap booking, and sewing.

14. I HATE wearing shoes. I don't feel relaxed somehow if I'm wearing footwear of any kind. When I get home the first thing I do is take my shoes off.

15. I love video games. I have an X-box 360s, a NintendoDS, and a Wii.

16. No matter what full time or part time job I've had in life, I have always worked at least part time as a web cam entertainer.

17. I'm gender queer.

18. I have never had any major surgeries.

19. When I was a kid, I broke my foot in two places.

20. I love love love love my daily walks with Master. <3

21. I am pan-sexual.

22. I will try anything at least once, twice to be sure, and three times is always a charm.

23. People who make snap judgments really piss me off.

24. I love it when Master pretends I am his little dolly and dresses me as though I don't know how.

25. I cannot stand carrying a purse around everywhere, and try as I might, I don't understand why anyone else would see the appeal.

26. I am not a bratty submissive.

27. Medical procedures freak me out. It doesn't matter how minor they are, the idea of being made partially (or fully!) uncomfortable for the sake of a procedure scares the shit out of me. Especially if that discomfort may last for a few days or more.

28. I hate doing laundry and dishes. It would be fine if they were things which you did and then didn't need to do for a while. Dishes always seem to create themselves three times per day though, and laundry creates itself even more often with: costume changes, pajamas, jogging clothes, and normal clothes.

29. I *love* grilling. Like, a lot.

30. I support the legalization of marijuana.

31. I love to read. I don't seem to get as much reading done as I would like, but I still love it.

32. Driving petrifies me. I'm working on becoming a good (fearless) driver, but I am sure it is going to be a while.

33. I love the Stargate series.

34. I am pro-choice.

35. Closed mindedness makes me ill.

36. My family is the complete opposite of me in every way. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with being adopted, but I do love them all nonetheless.

37. I do swear.

38. When I was a baby, I needed stitches in my forehead, after taking a couple steps into a piano.

39. I, always, use, too, many, commas, and, then, I, have, to, go, back, and, edit, them, all, out,.

40. I used to collect toothbrushes. Don't ask why, I still don't know.

41. I've had lots of fish throughout my life. Mainly bettas. Sadly, no fishes right now, but Master and me want to get a salt water tank and start a reef eventually. ^^

42. I was the baby of the family.

43. Growing up, there were always a TON of people in my house because my parents did foster care. Kind of wish they hadn't.

44. One of my brothers is currently in jail.

45. Nothing shocks me. Truly. I'm a web cam entertainer. You have no idea the things which people talk to me about. You think you do, but you don't.

46. I ask a lot of questions out of sheer curiosity. Somehow, people often mistake this for thinking I know better or judging them. No, I'm just curious.

47. I love feet. <3

48. Avocado sushi is my favorite food ever.

49. I am a hobbit. (Proof: I'm a pack rat, I like to eat bread, and I have pigs.)

50. I am completely, utterly capable of making my own decisions. However, it pleases me much more to know that Master makes them for me, and that his choices make him happy.

51. I like coconut flavored lollipops.

52. I am a squirter.

53. I still don't really like the fact that I'm a squirter. I think it's messy and icky.. I mean, I like watching other girls do it, but somehow I always feel embarrassed when other people see me doing it.

54. I wear contact lenses.

55. I took Japanese for three years.

56. I took French for three years as well, but I hated it. I had no choice in it, and it just didn't interest me.

57. My father has aphasia. Because of this, he can't talk at all really. The only two things he manages to get out are: "Hi" and "Thank you". He can't read well anymore, either. This hurts me to no end, but whenever I talk to him, I act like it doesn't. Whenever my brother talks to him, he gets angry, screams at him, acts like a fucking prick, and then my mother always explains it to me like this: "Well, that is his FATHER. You have to understand." Uh, he's my father too, I've known him since before I was 1 year old, and I am tired of the fact that I was adopted being used against me in such a vulgar and hateful way.

58. I am ambidextrous.

59. My favorite drink is a mojito!

60. I always accomplish everything I set out to do, with fire and tenacity.

61. I can't stand people who feel the need to copy others all the time. Be your own person.

62. Being submissive doesn't mean I don't have opinions. It just means that I defer all the decision making to Master.

63. I love being pissed on.

64. I dislike people who think they are more "hardcore" than others. I'm not kinky because I need to "show up" my peers' kinks. Are you?

65. I enjoy eating from a dish on the ground. I really enjoy this when Master takes away my utensils.

66. I adore the Harry Potter, and the Lord of the Rings books and movies.

67. For some reason, I could not get into Twilight though.

68. Master and me are planning my first tattoo right now. I cannot wait to get it done.

69. I am an Irish Taurus. Nope, it doesn't get any more stubborn than me.

70. Apple Pig is my "Mister Hat"

71. When I dress myself, people say "Oh, Faete, it is so wonderful to see you!" And when Master picks out my clothes they say: "Dang, Faete, you look HOT!" You know, I really wish I was kidding.

72. I like to cook, but so does Master, which means I get less of a chance to than I would like.

73. I hate talking on the phone.

74. I think that showering with someone else is the most intimate and loving thing ever.

75. I think the most beautiful act is a submissive who will lovingly, willingly, and without brattiness, submit to his or her lover.

76. I treat my cats like I would treat children if I have them. Yeah, I pamper the Hell out of them.

77. I don't handle guilt trips well. If you try to guilt trip me, I'll turn your manipulation around on you so fast your head will spin.

78. I love truffles.

79. When I was 4, I asked my dad if I could hold the dog's leash while we walked her. He told me no. I persisted, I held up my arms like a muscle man and said "Daddy, look at these muscles, I can DO IT!" He decided it would be OK, and handed me the leash. The dog started pulling me a little bit, but I thought I was all tough shit and I could handle it. Next thing I know, there is a MASSIVE poodle at the other end of the street, which pulled me down a frigging dirt road. After a few minutes I let go of the leash, my dad ran up to me, stood me on my feet, then ran ahead and got the dog. I don't remember anything from that point until I got to the hospital, because I blacked out pretty badly. I spent the rest of the day trying to convince the nice doctors at the hospital that my daddy never hits me, and the dog really, truly pulled me down the street. >.<

80. I love getting my paws and tummy rubbed.

81. I am not a furry, but I have nothing against furries either.

82. I collect socks.  Strange, but true.

83. I like to give people presents, but hate it when they get the impression that I expect something in return. I like giving things because I like giving things. End of story.

84. I hate shoe shopping. >.<

85. I love women. (Why do they have to be so soft? )

86. Every morning, I tweet naked, in my bathtub.

87. I am an exhibitionist.

88. I am covered in scars. You never see them though. Excellent camera angles, you know.

89. I was on the gymnastics team in High School. I miss gymnastics terribly.

90. I cannot cross my eyes.

91. I prefer silver jewelry over gold.

92. I don't take showers unless they're with Master, or I'm visiting someone's house. I live for tub baths.

93. Speaking of tub baths, Master and me take a relaxing one together every day after dinner, after our walk.

94. I really, really wish I had telekinesis.

95. I hate the dentist, and have never gone an entire 6 months without seeing one, except for when I had no insurance.

96. I eat spaghetti at LEAST once per week.

97. I once had a crush on a girl who worked in a lingerie store I used to frequent. The crush was so bad that I could only giggle stupidly whenever she looked at me or asked me anything.

98. I love popcorn.

99. I am afraid of the dark.

100. I hate panties.