Happy Mew-lloween from Me, Master, Apple Pig and Biggle Kitty-Piggle. ^^
Wishing everyone a safe and treat filled Halloween. Mew!
xoxoxo,
Kitty
Happy Mew-lloween! ^^
GoodVibes Wants To Egg Your Penis!
Have you heard? Tenga Egg is the word!
What is the Tenga Egg? Okay, I know it looks funny - but it feels just AMAZING on your penis. "Well," you're thinking "How would YOU know if you lack a cock?" You're right. I have no cock. Way to make me feel sad. You know what I DO have though? A Master who DOES have a cock, and the Tenga Egg is the only toy he has tried that has made him cum in record time. Well, aside from me, of course. ^^
A lot of people don't understand what you do with the Tenga Egg - it has many uses. The Tenga Egg is not just for men, oh my no try using it for:
* Masturbation sleeve for men.
* Great as a Hitachi Magic Wand cover, to make things a bit less "intense".
* Stocking Stuffer
You KNOW you want one. The Tenga Egg is intended to be a single use item, but if you use it gently (if you're a man) we've been able to get 2-3 uses out of one. The one I had on my Hitachi was there for a good long while before it started to wear out. So, how on earth do you get one of these delightful things? There's a few ways to enter.
MANDATORY ENTRY:
*Leave a comment on this post telling me about what your favorite Halloween memory is. It does not have to be sexy. Just your favorite Halloween Memory. (1 entry)
ADDITIONAL (NOT MANDATORY) ENTRIES:
If you like, tweet about the contest once per day. Include @The_Sub_Mission and a link to this contest. The rest of the wording is up to you! Please only tweet once per day. (1 entry per tweet).
Write a blog post letting people know where they can go to enter this contest. You may do this only once. (10 entries)
And that's that! The contest will end NOVEMBER 4TH at midnight, and a winner will be announced on the 5TH. Unfortunately, you must be within the continental USA to win.
If you're just not going to be able to wait, or you want a Tenga Egg NOW (and who could blame you, these things are awesome!) head on over to GoodVibes:
There are six styles, and at only $8.50 each, you really gotta try one. <3 The winner of the contest will receive one at random.
Now get enterin'.
Bombshell Panties Just Weren't The Right Fit
Now, let me start off by saying that the Bombshell Panties didn't work super well for ME, but it was more of a sizing issue, and I think these panties have a lot of potential. My measurements are a 33 waist, and a 40 hip. The large panties were listed as fitting between a 27-42 hip, and the small says they fit a 23-38 hip. Judging by the fit of these, I probably would have gotten a size small instead of the large. The fact that the Bombshell panties are meant to fit such a variety of sizes is a good thing. Master loves the look of these on me from behind, but from the front - neither of us are in love. I don't "fill" these out, and they wind up looking really fluffy on the sides after wearing them for less than a minute. If these were just a SMIDGEON smaller, they would probably be at the top of my list for sexy panties. As it is though, I'm on the fence.
Bombshell Panties Box, Open
One thing I do adore about these panties is the box. The box is just adorable, seriously. It looks like a dresser drawer, and has a little ribbon in the front to pull the "drawer" open. The box is really in gift-giving condition, and would make a great stocking stuffer if your honey is the right size. ^^
Bombshell Panties Front View
Bombshell Panties Rear View
Here's a couple of views of the panties not on a person. They are made from 95% poly silk and 5% lycra, and they feel luxurious and dreamy. They are just so soft to the touch, and the material is thin enough that you could wear these under anything with no problem. Your sweetie will have no idea the secret you're keeping under your jeans until you show them. <3 The box recommends hand washing and line drying, but you could also wash these using a lingerie bag. Be sure NOT to toss in the dryer though. Line dry for SURE. The back of the panties has a lot of rouching along the "crack", which I was unsure about, but it really makes your bum look great! The ribbon at the top of the back of the panties is a nice touch too, and adjustable. Here are a couple of pictures of me in the panties.
Bombshell Panties when I first put them on. They slide down in less than a minute. A 40" hip is too small for these, I think.
I apologise for the spots in the picture. I had to take these in a mirror! Lol.
It isn't easy taking a picture of your own bum! But, I did it.
And there you have it. ^^ I really do think these panties are sexy, but unfortunately, they were a bit too big for me. They slip off way too easily. If they were just a bit smaller (or I got a small) I probably would have liked these a lot better. I'm giving these 4 paws.
Thank you so much, Babeland, for letting me try out these panties in exchange for an honest and fair review. <3
Death By Orgasm: The Vampire
With Halloween just around the corner, I couldn't resist trying out this adorable little bullet vibe from GoodVibes. Truth be told, bullet vibes are never my favorite, but I was excited by the novelty aspect of this toy. Joyfully, the Vampire Vibe is not merely a novelty, but more on that later.
There is so much to love here. First of all, the Vampire Vibe comes complete is a coffin case! The case is really very adorable, and has all sorts of funny things on the front and back:
Front of Coffin Case
Back of Coffin Case
Opening up the case, (which is on a hinge) you'll see your toy neatly nestled into a faux velvet liner. There are three batteries in the slots on the bottom. I opened up the vibrator to put them in, and realized that the batteries in the case are spares. It is so rare for toys to come with batteries, that a toy coming with spare batteries is unheard of to me. This is the first time it has happened. Not only that, but when you need batteries that are unusual or this small - well, it is just so nice to have an extra pair.
The bullet itself is very smooth and luxurious feeling. It is made from ABS Plastic with a black velvet touch coating. I recommend using a condom if you plan to share this toy, since plastic is very porous. The bullet is - ready for this? Waterproof. So far I've been very happy - every toy which GoodVibes claims is waterproof has been spectacularly so, and this toy is no exception. With its three speeds it feels wonderful under water, in the shower, or anywhere you'd like it. The toy is very quiet. Under the sheets even with the door open, I doubt anyone would hear this thing. Although - you probably won't want to leave your door open if you're trying to be discreet.
This is the first bullet I've owned which is cordless and has more than one speed. Just click the end of the toy and you can switch back and fourth between speeds. I was pleasantly surprised with this. "One speed" is usually my number one reason for not enjoying bullet vibes, so the Vampire fixes that beautifully. All in all, this is quite a fun toy with even more fun packaging. I highly recommend it, and am giving it 5 paws!
Thank you so much, GoodVibes, for allowing me the chance to try out this toy in exchange for an honest and fair review. <3
