Double Trouble

Double Keyhole Wetlook Dress Front View

A gal can never have enough lingerie, especially if it is from the amazing adult toys store MyPleasure.  Recently, they sent me this Double Keyhole dress to review, and I am happy to say that it arrived quick as a wink and that both Master and me love it.

For starters, it looks a lot less shiny then it did on the MyPleasure website.  When I saw this dress, I had initially thought it was made of vinyl or something similar.  It is actually made from 95% polyester and 5% spandex.  It's difficult to describe the exact shininess of the dress, but think "wet look", and not "vinyl/latex".  The sheen is actually a tiny bit on the duller side of shiny.  It is still very pretty and oh so sexy though.

A view of the dress from the back. :)

To give you some idea of how this will fit you, I got the L/XL.  Lingerie sizes always seem to run small, and this one is no exception.  I am 5'2", 145 pounds, a size 34-36 D bra, and have a 33" waist, and a 40" hip.  This dress fits me very well.  There is no size chart on the MyPleasure website, so please pay close attention to the measurements I provide and be sure to measure yourself first if need be.

This picture shows the "shininess" of the material the best.

In the above picture, you can see a close-up of the bust, as well as get a really good feel for the "shininess" of the garment.  The underpart of the bust measures 30" at its smallest, but will easily stretch to fit up to 38".  I have D cup breasts, and they fit very well in the cups, but you could also go as high as a DD and be fine.  Anything less than a D might be a bit too small for this particular garment though.  The elastic band along the under bust was sturdy enough that I felt like my tits were supported, which was great.  The dress has an elastic band at the top to tie behind your neck, similar to a halter style.  I really like this, because it makes it easy for you to get access to your chest when the time is right.

easy access

The dress has a max hip and waist of 40" each.  One thing which I was worried about with this garment is that it shows some tummy.  I don't usually show my stomach when I wear slutty clothes.  I like my stomach fine, but I don't think it is one of my greatest "assets" or something that I typically want to show off.  This dress really only shows about a three inch tummy "snippet" though.  I felt so confident wearing this, and Master could not keep his hands off of me.  (I'm sure that his love of stretchy shiny fabrics helped that along a bit too!)

Clip In The Back

 One thing about this dress that is just so different is the little clip in the back.  I've never seen another one like it.  You have to twist and pull slightly to get this on, and it took me a couple minutes to figure out how to get it on in the first place.  Once you get it though, it's even faster than using a hook and eye.

Really, I am in love with this dress.  Here is my personal size-chart.  Remember, this is for a L/XL size *only*.

Length of dress: 24"  (I'm petite, and this just covers my butt, girls taller than me, beware!)

Bust: D-DD cup

Under bust: 30-38"

Max Waist: 40"

Max Hip: 40"

In order to wash this, you're going to want to either hand wash, or use a lingerie bag.  Do NOT put this in the dryer.  Hang to dry!  Unfortunately, there are no strings inside the dress to hang it from.  What I do is just fold the dress in half, and put the hanger through the keyholes like this:

How to hang

The Double Keyhole Dress also comes available in a size S/M, or Queen.  This garment is supposed to come with a matching g-string, but mine didn't have one.  The good news is that matching a plain black thong with this will work just fine.  I'm giving it 5 paws:

Thank you so much, MyPleasure, for allowing me the chance to try out this dress in exchange for an honest and fair review.

Nosy Yellow Toyfriend

I fell in love with the Toyfriend Series the minute I got my first one, and knew I had to eventually own them all.  Right now, I've finally added the Nosy Yellow to my collection of the standard sized Toyfriends, thanks toGoodVibes, and only need three more rockets.  Which Toyfriend will I be going on about today?  The Nosy Yellow, which is one that I wasn't sure I'd like, but which Master was excited about.

Nosy Yellow ToyFriend In Box

To be honest, the odd angle of the toy's head made me look at it and wonder "What the heck do I do with this?!"  Master looked at me and said "Don't worry, I'll show you."  He had this evil grin on his face.  You know the one.  Ah, of course!  It is a g-spot toy, he shows and tells me.  Unfortunately for me, this didn't exactly work that well for that purpose for my body.  More on that later.

To give you a couple of stats, every toy in the Toyfriend series is completely and reliably waterproof.  You can completely submerge them which is wonderful because you can take them into either the shower or bath, and you won't need to worry about splashing water around while washing them.  The toy is 7" long, and the insertable part is about 2" long, and about an inch wide.  When it comes time to clean your toy, you can use soap and water, a 10% bleach solution, or a toy cleaner.  Silicone is not porous, so you can share this if you clean it properly between users.  You could also use a condom.  Do NOT use silicone lubricants with this toy, because it will degrade the silicone material.  Water based only please.

A bit of good news?  Like all Toyfriends, this one comes with its first set of batteries.  Free batteries?  Rock on!  When your Toyfriend runs out of batteries, it takes two AAs. 

Using this toy didn't work out quite as well for me as I had hoped.  The first time I used it, I tried it on my own.  The strange shaped head didn't work out too well for me as a clitoris only toy.  Oddly, I noticed that the vibrations of the toy do not seem to distribute well into the head.  This means that it just doesn't have the power I need to get off from this method.

We tried using this internally, and I had a bit better luck.  I noticed that the handle of the toy rested perfectly well on my clitoris, but unfortunately, the insertable part was too short to reach my g-spot.  I have a pretty shallow g-spot, and when a toy can't reach mine, that doesn't bode too well for other g-spots.  So while I found that my clit got better stimulation, I was disappointed to find out that in order to do this I must put the bent head of the toy inside me (or else it doesn't lay flush) and having the head inside me isn't all that stimulating.

Master also gave this toy to me to hold while he had me bound once.  The problem we kept running into is that it is far too heavy for my wrist to handle comfortably like that, and I had to keep putting it down to take breaks.  This got me nowhere quickly. 

This is an interesting toy, and if it had another inch on the head, I'd probably like it a lot.  Unfortunately, this toy just didn't really do it for me.  I'm giving it two paws.

Thank you so much, GoodVibes, for allowing me to try out this toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.

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Clothes Pins

Kitty's First Real Clothes Pins Experience

Master and me have been looking for clothes pins for a while now, but we never seem to find any.  Lots of places near us only carry the plastic kind, which I don't think are very painful, and if they do not transmit pain, I just don't really want them.  A few days ago we finally managed to find a package!  Hooray! 

I have played with clothes pins before, sort of.  When I was first starting out, I bought a package of tiny clips.  They were less than a quarter of an inch wide, about an inch and a half long, and rainbow colored.  They were really pretty, but they didn't last too long.  I never had full sized ones before though.

Master seemed to really like these.  He started clamping my tits all along the outside, and even clamped my nipples.  At first I was disappointed.  These didn't give me very much pain at first, and I scoffed to myself thinking that I'm better off with clover clamps.  Of course, I'd have to buy a Hell of a lot of clover clamps.  A few minutes into wearing these though, I began to experience a different kind of pain.  I found that these clothes pins actually burned.  I don't think I've used any other restraints which gave me quite this sensation, and I really warmed up to it.  I felt my cunt dripping, I tried to rub myself up against Master's hand or cock whenever they got close.  I felt myself drifting off to another place, and then I felt myself pulled sharply back as Master removed them.

Master never does something which we've not done before for very long.  He likes to do just a little bit the first couple of times to give me a taste, and so that he can hone his technique before he moves to the next level.  I think I had these on for fifteen or twenty minutes before he took them off, and I was loathe to remove them.  The following morning, I still had little pink lines all around my tits where the clothes pins were.  I look forward to using these more and more, and I can tell Master does too.

Who knew that $3 would be so fun?

When The Clothes Pins Were Removed

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