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Twirling My Pasties!

Sorry MyPleasure, but this time it's really MY pleasure.  Recently, the cool folks at MyPleasure sent me these very sexy Hot Pink Nipple Pasties  to test out.  They are very shimmery, covered in dark pink sequins.  They also sent me a link to a video to learn to twirl your nipple pasties.  It's a lot easier than I thought it would be, so I'll teach you too!

Double Sided Sticky Tape On The Inside Of The Pasties

The first thing you'll want to do is to line the inside of the pasties with double sided sticky tape.  You can get this in most craft or hardware stores.  Put your nipples inside the pasties and stick them on really well.  Hold the pasty firmly against your breasts for a couple of seconds.  Then, bounce from your knees.  Keep your face looking straight ahead and put one or both arms above your head to vary which way your tassels twirl.  It's really easy!

My breasts are a D cup, and I find that it gets to be a bit uncomfortable doing this for two long.  I can go for a minute or two before I need a few seconds to take a break.  I usually jog with a sports bra, if you don't like the feeling of your breasts bouncing (as when you do jumping jacks or run) you may not want to twirl for very long.  It would likely be more comfortable for someone with smaller breasts to twirl their pasties for longer periods of time.

What effect does my twirling my tassels have on Master?  Well, Master is definitely a "boob guy".  It totally mesmerizes him for a couple of minutes before he gives up and grabs me to him. 

These pasties are like boobie crack for Masters.

When you are done with your twirling, the tape will come off pretty easily by just peeling it up from the corners.  Sometimes a small amount of the black lining from the inside of the pasty will come up.  This hasn't affected the pasties in a poor way yet, and I've had no problems reusing these again and again.

Close Up

As you can see in my close up shot, these are beautifully made.  I am sorry to say that my camera doesn't quite pick up the shade of pink these are.  They are a much darker and vibrant pink, like a deep magenta.  They are gorgeous, and they shine very distractingly!  From Baci, the makers of fine lingerie, I highly recommend these pasties and am giving them 5 shiny (and twirly) paws!

Thank you so much, MyPleasure, for allowing me the opportunity to try these pasties out in exchange for an honest and fair review.

Bonus:  For a six second video of me twirling my pasties for you, go HERE.  Please be advised that while my nipples are covered, it is unlikely that this is safe for work.

New Ears Available!

Hey guys!  It has been way too long since there have been new ears in the Mewtique, and it is about time I remedied that.  There are several new designs coming very soon, so keep your eyes peeled!  Right now I'd like to show you my new Baby Pink Ears.

Baby Pink Ears

They are so cute and soft, and made entirely of fleece.  As usual they are hand sewn by yours truly and put on barettes which clip in very easily.  I love how girly and sweet they make me feel.  Give them a look here.

Also, a note for International orders (anyone outside of the continental USA).  Our shopping cart used to update with the extra $5 shipping cost when you put your address in.  It no longer does since a recent update to the site.  We are working to fix this, but in the meantime if you would like to purchase ears and you live outside the continental USA, please add "Ship Internationally" to your cart first.

And stay tuned.  Next up?  Wolf ears!

Simple, Yet Effective

I recently purchased this gag because I thought it would be a great inexpensive gag to use in my chat room.  It looked as though it was easy to get on and off, and while I figured this wouldn't be the best for our usual play - I also figured it would be absolutely fine for video chat.

As You Can See, This Has Such A Classic Look On

I was unsure if the diameter of the ball would be large enough to suit my needs.  I honestly did not even check the diameter as I was just wanting something for video chat.  Most ball gags are too small for me since I've got the biggest jaw ever in the history of the world.  True story.  This gag has a diameter of 2 1/4" though and once I opened up the packaging I was completely shocked at how large this was.  Awesome.  I put it in my mouth, an while it doesn't stretch my jaw as much as some other gags, I love this nonetheless.  It is quite mouth filling as you can see from my picture and very sturdy.  I highly doubt you'll be able to bite through this one.

Unfortunately, the string which you use to cinch this to your neck is a bit on the small side.  If I slide the cinch all the way to the end of the strings, I can get this over my head.  Once you take the cinch off though it's a bit difficult to thread yourself with the ball in your mouth.  If you have a large head and/or are playing solo - beware!  I honestly just took the little plastic cinch off of this.  I find it far easier to just tie the ball gag around my head than to work that little piece of plastic.  One thing this gag could have definitely benefited from would be a longer string.  The total length of the string is 24", so unless your head is less than a circumference of 20", this may be too small.  The string is also very stuck in the ball, so unfortunately there is no chance of replacing it.  Bummer.

The gag is constructed simply.  There's a rubber ball with a leather thong threaded through it.  There are two leather circles which are glued down on either side of the ball.  I don't know what the purpose of these might be other than the fact that they look cool.  The cinch is attached to the end of the strings like you see in the pic below, but it is very easily removed and is not glued or attached in any permanent sort of way.

When you have the ball in your mouth - there is a definite taste.  The ball has a strong sour flavor, and I think this will deter many people.  However, it doesn't both me overmuch because I kind of like it.  The ball smells about the same as it tastes.  If you've ever had a nerf ball right under your nose, you'll probably know the smell I am talking about.  The sides of the leather thong that are strung through the ball are not particularly sharp, however, they cut into the corners of my mouth if I wear this for a long time.  This is especially bad if I am having things done to me that I have a difficult time sitting still for.  For me, this is a turn on.  For you?  It may or may not be.  Consider this carefully before deciding if you want this.

Cleaning the ball is relatively easy, you can just wash it with a toy cleaner or mild soap and water.  Bear in mind though that rubber is porous, so it'll never get 100% clean.  Share this only with people you're comfortable kissing and or fluid bonded with.  If the corners of your mouth get cut on the leather thong at any point it is absolutely NOT recommended that you share this with anyone.

A few weeks after I purchased the pink gag you see in my pictures, they announced that a black version will be available soon.  I was a bit disappointed as I would have loved a black one.  The good news is that for under $12, I can get a second one with no problem.  If you're a beginner with a small head, but large jaw trying to decide if this is the right toy for you - then the inexpensive cost of this item may be worth it for you.  Carefully consider the pros and cons of this one (smell, taste, leather thong) because they will vary for each user.  For me, I'm not bothered much by the toy's smell, taste, or the fact that the thong can cut me. I'm giving it four paws:

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Paint free ball gag made from rubber with sturdy leather adjustable strap and easy release cinch.

This item is a part of my personal collection, purchased by myself, and was NOT provided in exchange for an honest and fair review.

Slappity Slap Slap!

Sportsheets Brand Slapper

I saw this cute little slapper at EdenFantasys, and for some reason it called out to me.  It's not the fanciest of slappers, but the leather looked really thick and heavy duty in the online pictures.  We have something similar to this already, but with a split down the middle.  I thought these might be similar in impact, but they were very, very different.

The strikes that the leather slapper makes are very "whippy" and barely hurt at all.  Even when you strike with some force behind the blows this can't raise welts or blood dots.  My skin is very sensitive to impact play, and I seem to mark pretty easily.  Not so with this little device.  Master could hit me with it again and again and I never felt like I was getting the satisfaction I get from other similar devices.  While this implement has a bit of a sting, it really doesn't penetrate at all, and gives very superficial pain.  The moment this impacts the skin you get a small sting, and some mild skin pinkening (which will vary widely on your skin and how sturdy or fragile it is), but nothing beyond that.

This is definitely not the sort of thing that an advanced user or masochist will be interested in, however, a beginner would find much to enjoy.  For one, the thickness of the leather makes the toy look far scarier than its bite.  This would be a great addition to a scene in which the bottom would like to be scared, but when it comes down to it, they don't want to take a lot of pain.

A View Of The Leather Strips Themselves. You Can See They Are Quite Thick. If You Put Them Together, They Measure A Total Of A Quarter Inch.

The slapper itself is 10" long, with about seven inches of "impact space" before you hit the handle part of the toy.  The top of the toy has eight grommits in it which all have the Sportsheets brand "S" etched in.  Unfortunately, I don't think you can really tell from my pictures, but trust me, they are there. 

There is a big D-Ring on top which is about 1.75" wide and 1.5" tall.  This is wonderful if you'd like to hang this on the wall, but outside of that probably will not see much use.  There's a small nylon strap that goes through the D-ring.  You can slide your hand through this and use it as a sort of "Wii-mote" strap to prevent the slapper from being thrown out of your hand during slap-happy sessions.  I have small hands, and find that my hand fits around the slapper comfortably.  Master has large hands and has no complaints about gripping the slapper either.

If you should get any fluids on this, don't share it with others.  While it's not likely you'll draw blood or lymph using this toy, if you should use a hand (which in my opinion is much more strict than this slapper) and draw lymph to the surface or abraid skin, and then switch to this implement you'll want to keep this for that partner only.  Leather cannot be 100% sterilized.  In order to keep the slapper looking nice you could use a leather cleaner on the polished outside strips.  Should anything get on your slapper, just use a very damp cloth to wipe away any mess.

Overall, this isn't a bad product, but definitely one with the beginner in mind.  I highly doubt Master and me will use it again, unless someone happens to visit who does not like pain, but likes the idea of being hit with an implement.  I'm giving it 3 paws:

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This genuine leather slapper is addorned with metal rivots and metal D-ring.

Thank you very much, EdenFantasys, for allowing me the opportunity to test out this slapper in exchange for an honest and fair review!

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