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State Of The Kitty

Master took me to the ER the other day, and we finally know what the problem is with my tummy.  As I've mentioned before, I have PCOS.  The only symptom I really have is that I get ovarian cysts, and sometimes they rupture.  The intense pain in my lower belly has been from a cyst which ruptured, and was the size of an apple!  I didn't recognise the pain because I've never had one that large.  I've also got a couple of swollen lymph nodes in my stomach, which the ER is sure I got from the food poisoning a couple of weeks ago.  I've got medicine to fix the lymph nodes, but the cyst will have to clear off on its own.  Still, I am very happy that we know what is causing the problems, it isn't my appendix, and I don't need surgery!  Plus, I can get back to impact..  Sports.  Cough.  You know.  Like rugby.

I'm eating again, and the biggest problem seems to be reclaiming my energy, which comes back more and more each day.  I'm eating well and going to sleep early a lot, which is probably because I went so long without eating much at all.  I still haven't been eating solids for a full week.  I'm back at work for a couple hours per day, and I'm slowly working my way back up to my several hours per day.

Master is doing great, and is getting used to his really strange new work hours.  We're both really loving having so much afternoon time together, but it is still difficult for him to get up in the morning.  Hell, if I had to be up at 5AM each day, I know I'd have a hard time too!

I'm working on some new ears which I hope to have in the Mewtique soon.  New ears are hard though, because I only have time to work on them in my spare time, when Master isn't home, between actual Mewtique orders.  They are coming though!

My Mom is doing pretty good.  She had her mastectomy last week, and she's doing well.  She's in pain, but takes her pain meds to sleep.  Hell, if I had a breast removed, I would think I'd be in pain too.  In two weeks she starts her chemo.  She's having six sessions three weeks apart, and it's scary to think about.  The doctors said this is a very aggressive treatment.  She is going to have to be on the IV for a long time each visit.  I hope she'll be OK.  All I can do is keep trying to be supportive at a distance, but I am cautiously optimistic.  She's doing so well with everything at the moment, so I'm just hoping that the family can come together to really help her through this.

Life is getting back to normal around here.  Master and me are having a very fun summer, and we're not letting anything get in the way of that.  We've been going out to eat once per week which has been especially nice for Master because there's a lot of food we can't keep in the house because of his pre-diabetes that he eats when we're out of the house.  I know it is increasing his morale as far as food goes.  He once told me "Food is love."  I don't believe that food should ever equal love, but for him, it's a real big thing.

This coming weekend we're going to go apartment hunting again.  I am starting to feel like there's no end to the apartment hunting, but I know it is a good thing.  It's best to look while we have the time and not last minute.  We're planning on applying to places soon, when they have availability for our move in date.  I do not look forward to the actual move, but I know it'll be nice to be settled into our new place when we do.

Master also recently realized that he has a whole bunch of vacation time he hasn't used, so he's going to take a whole bunch of time off.  A week for the move, and he's also taking a week this coming August.  We're just going to have a staycation, but it'll be so much fun to have Master home all the time.

What can I say?  I can never, ever get enough of him. <3

You Never Give Toys Bad Ratings!

A couple of weeks ago, someone made a comment about how I always give toys good ratings.  It bugged me a bit, because I pride myself on giving my honest opinion.  True, I rate many toys highly (if it does what it says, and works properly, I refuse to rate a toy down purely to prove a point), but I also rate many toys poorly.  Here is a list, for your fun and pleasure, of a couple of toys that got poor ratings.  Enjoy!

Dual Breast Exerciser.  3 Paws

Liberator Flip Ramp.  3 Paws

Nosy Yellow Toyfriend. 2 Paws

Soft Blindfold. 2 Paws

Babeland Anal beads.  1 Paw

Laya Spot.  2 Paws

iRide.  1 Star

Hot and Sexy Warming Lubricant.  1 Star

Padded Easy Eyes Leather Blindfold.  1 Star

There are lots me where those come from, and there are even more "mediocre" reviews too.  If a toy doesn't wow me, but lives up to what it says it'll do, then that is how I will review it.  If it doesn't do what it should, you'll know that too.

Another thing to bear in mind is that just because I don't like a toy doesn't mean I'm saying you won't like it.  It just means that with me, it was a bust.  LOTS of people love the Laya Spot for example, and as you can see, I gave it two paws.  Look at the reasons why I am rating it as I am.  For example, if I don't like a toy because it's too small for me, it might still be what you consider to be the perfect size for you, or vice versa.

Sometimes I get emails from people asking me what I really think of a toy.  I swear to you all, whatever you read is whatever I really think of it.  There is no benefit to me at all to write about a toy, and then give it good marks if I think it doesn't live up to standards.  I don't want anyone to buy anything that they won't like.  I hope you had fun perusing some of my favorite toys to hate!  Truth be told, I sometimes find the sex toys with the lowest ratings to be the most fun to read about.

Starlight Starbright

First MyPleasure vibrator I see tonight.  I wish I may, I wish I might, have this Silicone Starlight tonight!  The Silicone Starlight is a very cute little traditional vibrator with a twist, it lights up at the tip!  While the tip doesn't feel any different or heat up at all, this is a very cute little toy, and Master and me both love the design.

Photo Courtesy Of MyPleasure

The total length of the toy is 8.5", so if you can get a hand around the base and hold firmly, according to Tristan Taormino you could use this toy for anal play.  You can also use the toy vaginally, and most people will find the 1.25" girth to be pretty easy to take, especially with the silicone's smooth texture.  If you are so inclined you could also use the Silicone Starlight to tickle your fancy externally.  It is great for nipples, perineum, and the balls.

The toy doesn't have any discernible smell to it, even if you put it right under your nose.  Of course, this being silicone, you can bet that pet hair and other bits of fuzzies are going to be attracted to it like mad, so your best bet is to wash thoroughly after each use, and give it a quick rinse right before you use it.

Another major plus to this toy?  It is waterproof!  I love bringing toys into the bathtub with me, but a lot of toys which say they are waterproof aren't.  After my extensive underwater.. Research. Cough.  I can assure you that this is a great little toy to bring under water.  Just be sure that you screw the cap on very, very tightly.  One thing I noticed is that, without turning the knob to adjust the vibrations, when I screw the cap as tight as it will go the Silicone Starlight turns on, and will stay on until you unscrew the cap slightly.  In order to be sure you don't damage your new toy make sure you wash and dry it before you unscrew it to turn it off.  You don't want your toy to get any water in the battery compartment.

The fact that the Silicone Starlight is waterproof is good for many reasons, and one of those is that it is easier to clean.  You don't need to worry about whether or not you're splashing water where the battery pack is.  Splash away!  The Silicone Starlight is made from silicone and ABS plastic means that it is completely non porous, and so long as you wash it carefully, you can share this with a partner.  If you can't wash it properly between users, be sure and at least use a condom.  You can wash the toy with warm water and soap, a toy cleaner, or a 10% bleach solution.  Also - don't forget, silicone lubes are not good for silicone toys!  Please stick with water based.

The vibration level of the toy is about a two even at its highest strength.  (You can adjust the speed from a one to a two using the dial at the base of the toy).  For me, the toy didn't do a whole lot internally, but I loved it as an external vibrator.  It had just enough kick to get me where I wanted to go, but if you're the type who needs very deep and rumbly vibrations, then you may want to look for another toy.

All in all, I really like the Silicone Starlight.  I'm going to give it 4 paws.Thank you so much, MyPleasure, for allowing me to try out the toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.

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