The Sub Mission

Jim O is an interesting little piece of silicone.  I won it from a contest that they were having over at EdenCafe.  As an aside, did you know that EdenCafe has a contest each week which you can enter for free to win cool stuff?  Well, you can, and that is how Jim O found his way into my collection.

Why did I enter?  Well, I'm not entirely sure.  At the time I was really excited about how this was a limited edition item, how it was kind of cute to look at, and I thought that at the very least Jim O  would be a cool addition to our coffee table.  Plus, Master thought it looked awesome.  The dildo itself is designed by the controversial Boris Hoppek, and we thought it'd be a cool conversation piece to add to the living room.

Upon arrival, I was a bit let down.  The toy retails for about $135, which is a lot of money to me.  True, I didn't pay for this as I won it, but if I had I would not be pleased at what arrived.  Jim O arrived absolutely filthy in his box.  The toy was covered in dust and lint, and felt gritty to the touch.  I understand that as a silicone toy, this will/would attract lint, but when something brand new arrives like that, it was a bit of a turn off to me.  The toy also came with a button (which I eagerly attached to my messenger bag!), a sample of toyfluid, and a booklet containing some cool art.  I liked that a lot.  I was also struck off the bat with how small Jim O was.  On the one hand, I understand that in order to be insertable the toy would need to be a certain size, but for the price you pay, he seems really tiny.

Who or what is Jim O?  Well, that's up to you to interpret.  Is he transgender?  Is she transgender? Is Jim O just a girl with a strap on? Master sees Jim O as the last option, and I see him as a more transgender person.  Whatever you choose is fine, so long as you enjoy him.

Jim O is available in many colors, and since he is silicone he is body safe and you're free to share him so long as you sterilize him properly first.  His face is hand-painted, so I was a bit too nervous to put him in a pot of boiling water, though technically that would be a great way to clean this entirely silicone toy.  You can also use a 10% bleach solution, soap and water, or a toy cleaner.  Jim O has a whole lot of texture and crevices on him though, so personally I find it easier to keep him clean than to worry about scrubbing him.  I wrap him in a latex condom which is lube free.  If you use one that has lube on it, double check that the lube is water based.  Most lubricated condoms have silicone lube, which is no good for a silicone toy like Jim O.  Water based only, please.  After I am through playing with him, I just unroll the condom and run him under soap and water to be completely sure he's clean.

As an art piece, he serves his purpose.  He is cute, fun to look at, and comes in many colors to match your decor.  I'm packing him in my luggage, so he can be the first thing we decorate our new apartment with in a couple of days.

Some stats on Jim O.  He measures 6.5" tall, from knees to the top of his head.  Including the legs, he's a total of 9" long.  Bear in mind though that the legs are bent at a 90" angle, and are more of a handle when it comes to playtime.  Jim O's head is wide and bumpy as you can see in my pictures.  It has a circumference of 5.75".  This is the widest part of the toy, and he definitely has varied widths going down from his head to his knees.  He also has two types of silicone, both matte (the body of the toy), and shiny (the hair).  The matte part of the silicone causes some drag, so you might be more comfortable using a bit of lube to get him comfortably in.

If you plan to use Jim O as a sex toy, you'll need to keep a couple of things in mind.  For one, he is for people who enjoy lots and lots of texture only.  And, for two, even if you enjoy lots of texture, this might not be much of a thrusting toy for you.  I found that vaginally, the head was painful to insert, but once I got him in, he felt wonderful.  I didn't like to move him around too much though because of all the texture.  He'd be just a bit too rough for me with his very firm silicone.  If you like it more rough internally, you might love Jim O.

For the advanced anal player, you could definitely find something to like about Jim O.  His legs will keep him safely anchored outside the anus (if you manage to insert him that deeply), and he will be a fun textured ride for you.  For me, he was a bit too large for me to attempt in my backdoor.  I hope to try him there when I build up a bit more experience back there, though.

Was I able to achieve an orgasm with Jim O?  Yes.  Was it a good, hard orgasm that made me feel a bit jelly-like afterwards?  Yes.  Do I recommend you buy him?  Yes, and no.

Jim O is a cool toy.  He has lots of cool features, and he's a limited edition.  If you want a piece of art that also makes for a discreet sex toy, then I recommend you buy this.  If you're someone who just wants a silicone sex toy, then really, there are a lot more sex toys out there that are less expensive and will do the same thing Jim O will do.  I think that most people will want to plunk down the money for him if they're into the art and limited edition aspects of him.  He just doesn't do anything that my less expensive silicone toys don't already do - aside from acting as art.

I like you a lot, Jim O - but I definitely don't think you're for everyone.  I'm giving you four paws, because while you rock my world, I don't think you will rock everyone's.Please use the code G5U at checkout to save 15% on any EdenFantasys order!

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