Serenade

"Do a post about our new kitty."

"Yes Master."

Serenade In Repose

Serenade has been with Master and me for a little bit over two months, and we love her to death.  She's cute, and fun, and has plenty of foibles, but those are all part of her charm.  When we got her, she was not even bigger than Master's shoe, but she's about doubled in size now.  It's amazing how quickly little kittens grow.  Actually, I hadn't even realized how big she was getting until we got back from our Thanksgiving visit to our family.  It was great to see her, and while she's gotten a little bit bigger since then, her growth has definitely slowed.

Her tail is huge!  Super huge and fluffy!  Master says that means she'll probably be a very big kitty.  I hope so.  She certainly isn't holding back at the food dish, anyway.  Her toes are super fuzzy and cute.  I've never seen a cat or kitten with so much fluff between their toes.  Adorable.  She's accustomed to us touching her paws now, and lets us clip her nails for the most part.  Sometimes she's too excited to sit still, but 99% of the time she's a good girl.  She even lets us clip her nails when she's napping.  Hee hee.  doesn't wake up or anything.

Her training is coming along well.  Lots of people say you can't train a cat, but they're wrong.  You just have to be persistent like with any animal, and they will learn the right behaviour.  It also helps to start young.  When we first got Serenade, she was always walking on my keyboard.  This was definitely a problem if I wanted to blog ever, I had to work really hard to train her out of it.  She now never walks on my keyboard, even if it is right in front of her face.  Good kitty.

She bites.  A lot.  I know she is teething, and may teethe up to six months old, but I hope she gets through this little phase of hers quickly.  I know her gums hurt and she can't help it, but it's not fun.  Her little teeth are like needles, and I can't wait for her to lose them and grow her "big girl" teeth.  She has lots and lots of little toys and things, but she prefers to bite on Mommy and Daddy.  That's how it works, isn't it?  Oh, kittens.

She's tearing my little kitty toys to shreds.  Truth be told, I was having a hard time with her in the beginning, because it is hard to keep my favorite kitty toys from her.  My little blue mouse, and my squeaky kitty with the crinkly ears have been demolished.  It's a sad thing.  I've just never ever been a really good sharer when it comes to my kitty toys.  Vibrators are fine though.  Heh.

She's absolutely adorable.  She likes to lay around with her belly up in the air while she naps.  She twitches in her sleep.  She finds absolutely everything around her to be fun and exciting.

She naps during the day.  A LOT of napping.  This is really the only time she wants to be in my lap.  Aside from that, she's jumping around the house like a little kangaroo terrorizing her sister.  Cute, but disastrous.

She really hates being apart from us.  If for some reason we have to lock her in the other room (when we go out, are having sex, etc) she will stick her paws underneath the door and mewl until we let her out.  Then, she'll crawl in our laps and give us kisses before jumping back out and ignoring us for several hours.

She thinks it is really, really funny to run up to you and bite your ankle when you're in the middle of a workout.

She's mean to Sabrina.  Oh, not terribly mean, and not really purposefully.  She just wants to play.  Sabrina is old and curmudgeony and does not want to play.  Therefore, Serenade will rabbit-pounce Sabrina's tail, and Sabrina will hiss and bat Serenade away.  I think it is Serenade's favorite game.

She likes to bite toes.  I do not have any clue where she got that from.  ::whistles innocently, and looks away::

Mostly, she's just adorable and we're incredibly lucky to have her in our lives and hearts.

Serenade And Biggle Piggle

Xmas Eve And XMas Day

Apple Pig With Apple Cider

Xmas day and Xmas Eve were wonderful for Master and me.  I won't lie, we both really love being together, alone, than with anyone else for Xmas.  It's just nice to make our own traditions, and have a peaceful, quiet place to enjoy whatever we want to enjoy.  One word to the wise, this will be a ridiculously picture-heavy post.

Serenade's First Xmas

Master was able to get out of work early the Friday before Xmas Eve, as his company was in a generous mood.  It was awesome having him home for a long weekend.  <3  He was super bouncy all day on Friday, in rare "perky" form, and soo ready to share our first Xmas together in the new place.  I was excited too, but no one gets rambunctious like Master.  I swear.  We ran out to the store to pick up toilet paper.  It would figure that would be the one thing that we needed, and couldn't wait..  And then we settled in for the night.

Tea Party

The next day I was up early as usual.  Master likes to stay up really late on the weekends, usually playing video games.  I am not supposed to wake him up until 10AM, but he infected me with his excitement the night before, and I was eager to see him.  I couldn't help myself, and I crawled into the bedroom at 9:50...  Ten minutes early.  I started licking Master's face, and to make myself look just a tiny bit on the innocent side, I had let Serenade in there with me, so that she would start pouncing Master and trying to eat his toes.  I know better than to pounce his toes.  Well, unless they are wiggling.  But, I'm allowed to pounce wiggling toes.

Master woke up and got out of bed.  I mewed about how Santa was coming that night, and how I was sure I'd stay up this year.  Master took a shower, and I got the NORAD santa tracker up on my small lap top.  We had to go out again, because Master wanted fresh bread for Xmas Eve, and that's not really something you can buy ahead of time.  The store was busy, but it wasn't crazy, or over run.  (Xmas Eve is notorious for being pretty slow anyway).  Santa was there!  And, I even got a cookie.  Woo.  We went home, and were both excited, because neither of us had anywhere to be until Tuesday.  As fun as going out places can be, it is always just really nice to be at home with no where to go for a couple of days.

Xmas Eve was a sort of long day.  I'm not sure what was going on, but, after we got home Master was cranky.  Then, I sort of "caught" his crankiness, and I was cranky.  Then, Master was cranky again, and then we both made a concerted effort to be less cranky.  I have no idea what was going on with either of us, but it was goood to say good bye to the grump-a-lumps.

I turned my back at one point, and Master had set up a cute little tea party for the pigs, and Zeebee, our newest plushie.  (Thanks again, LostMaverick!) And even Serenade joined in.  So cute.  Most of Xmas Eve was us playing (see previous post), or playing video games, or staring at NORAD.  As luck would have it, Santa did show up before long though, and it was great to see him!

Apple Pig's Stocking!

By that point, I was in a button down shirt, and that's about it.  It was late and I had teh sleepies.  I was shocked that I made it up until that hour, to be honest with you.  Santa wound up arriving around 11:30PM, just before midnight!  Apple Pig was actually the only plush to have anything in his stocking this year.  Nothing in there for the kitties either, because unfortunately the pressies we bought for the kitties didn't wind up fitting.  Figures.

We got some wet food for the cats, we always buy them wet food for the holidays or their birthday.  Master opened his stocking, and there wasn't a lot in it this year.  We had a light Xmas as far as pressies go.  He got an octopus back massager, which he seems to like a shitfuckle, and some ninja socks.  Socks are tradition.  Master always gets cool ones for Xmas. I got a pig spatula, some candy, and Hello Kitty hand wipes. Then, we opened the big presents!

Coal, Pitch, And Tar

I got spoiled, and here I didn't think I was getting anything.  Master and me both got a joint present from a friend, of some caramel apple jam, and some cute monster stickers.  (Thanks Faydreh!)  I got three mice!  I collect these little IKEA rats.  I was a bit worried, because the package said "Merry Christmas from Coal, Pitch, and Tar", and I knew that I was good all year, and didn't deserve any coal for sure!  Hee hee.  This makes a total of eight or nine mice.

Master And His New Fleshlight Vibro

Master's big present this year was a Fleshlight Vibro.  I've wanted to find him a sex toy he'd enjoy for a long while now, and this was my last hope.  We have tried all sorts of male sex toys, but very few could really "get him there".  The most expensive toy I'd gotten him up till now was the Tenga Flip Hole, because I heard it was easier to clean than a Fleshlight.  That may be true, but the damned thing doesn't even stay shut around Master's ridiculously girthy cock.  Anyway, we were both really excited because after trying out the Fleshlight Vibro, Master managed to cum.  Of course he tells me it is nothing like me (better not be), but at least he has an option now for when I'm broken, etc.

We don't seem to have any pictures of me with my big present, but I got Lego Harry Potter Years 5-7.  I have the first Lego Harry Potter, and I love them both!  It's awesome, and with such fun play through.  Happy Kitty.

Serenade was given a collar!  I picked out one that I thought would be so pretty with her fur, and she hated it, of course.  She mewed and scratched at it, and hated the little bell on it.  I had to take it off her, but, truth be told she needs to grow into it a little bit more anyway.  I'll just store it in my jewellry box until she gets more "mature."  ::cough::

Serenade In Her Collar

The kitties also got a joint present, which was a little piece of a "kitty town".  You can basically buy different pieces for it, and they all fit together.  The one we got them had a place to sleep, but also a scratching post, and a few little dangly bits for the kitties to play with.  Unfortunately, Serenade is mean and doesn't let Sabrina near it.  ::Sigh::

Xmas day was pretty fun.  I wasn't feeling very well, so I honestly wound up in bed for a lot of the day.  I think the fact that I was up until 1AM or so the night before got to me.  That, coupled with the fact that I had to take some allergy medicine pretty much zonked me out.  See?  This is why a bedtime is good for a kitty.

Present Opening Aftermath

 

Our tree is still up, and it won't go away until New Year's Day.  We leave it up like that every year.  This New Year's Eve we're planning on staying in, fucking to pass the time, and ordering pizza.  Sounds perfect to me.  I can't wait.

 

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What Were YOU Doing On Xmas Eve?

I know what we were doing.

Mrs. Claus Is In Quite The Predicament

"I have to pee."

"So go pee."

"Can I have a mason jar?"

::Laugh::  "No."

I crawled off the massage table, very ungracefully, and began inching my way towards the bathroom.  All this time I have some heavy duty wrist cuffs, a spreader bar, and ankle cuffs on.  Master was generous and took my blindfold off before we started.  The spreader bar is the hard part.  I've crawled or hopped or found my way around the house in tight-fitting ankle cuffs before (close together, I mean) with nary a problem.  I am quite a flexible and creative slave, just ask Master.

The really hard part of this whole thing was probably my feet.  We don't usually keep socks on when we play, but as I was already in a super xmas-y outfit, Master clipped some restraints on over them.  They made for lots of sliding and slipping, and not a lot of "grip".  (Note to self: buy xmas socks with gripper dots on bottom for next year.)

I made it past the massage table, and past the sock dresser, which was no easy feat.  The dresser doesn't give you a lot of room to maneuver when your feet are pread about two and a half feet apart.  I get into the bathroom, and realize that I'm at the hard part.  I have to lower myself onto the toilet, and the bathroom in the dungeon is really, really small.

"EE!  AA!  ::slipping noises::"

"Do you need help, Kitty?"

"No way, Master!  I'm a professional!"

::The sound of Master giggling::

Me: "You're enjoying this aren't you?  This is getting you off isn't it?" [Teasing sarcasm]

"Yes." [Evil grin]

I finished up and figured out how to scoot myself out of the bathroom and over to the massage table.

"Now," says Master "Go ahead and climb back up."

I looked at him, wondering if he was serious or not.  It's a Hell of a lot easier to crawl down from a table with your legs spread wide than it is to climb back up.  I hopped backwards a couple of times, and then made one giant leap onto the table.  Not the best thing for the table, but I had no other clue how to go about things.  Once I got up there, Master grabbed my spreader bar, and angled me this way and that until I was back in the position I was in before this whole shenanigan.

And, that's what our xmas eve was like.  Partly.  I hope yours was half as fun.

=^^=

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