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Condoms For A Cause Sampler Pack



Safer sex is sexier sex, and sexier sex is HOT!

Being fluid bonded only with each other means that Master and me don't usually have much need for condoms.  However, since we're in an open relationship and play with others now, we thought we would give the Condoms For A Cause Sampler Pack a shot.

Condoms For A Cause Sampler Pack

Here's a shot of how the condoms themselves arrive.  They are just in a clear plastic baggie with a cardboard cap on top.  I liked the minimal packaging a lot.

The Condoms Themselves

 Here's what you'll actually get.  Two Proper Attire Condoms, with proceeds benefiting Planned Parenthood!  These come in color, XL, and basic.  The ones we got were color.  One was yellow, and one was blue.  We've used colored condoms before and we enjoy the whimsical nature of a blue or green cock.  In use, we really enjoyed these.  I didn't realize Master was wearing a condom, and I double checked with him to ask if he had put it on.  He had, they are just so thin and comfortable to use.  The condom does not say what kind of lubricant is on it, however, it feels a lot like silicone to me and Master.  Beware:  these are latex condoms, so don't use them if you have an aversion to latex!

You'll also get two Proper Attire Condoms in Keith Haring style.  We found these to be just as comfortable and easy to use as the colored ones, though without the color.  Sales of the Keith Haring Style of Proper Attire Condoms go to the Keith Haring foundation.  The foundation supports HIV/AIDS related research, care, and education.

Sir Richard's Pleasure Dots Close Up

The final type of condom you'll get is Sir Richard's Pleasure Dots.  You'll get two of these, just like the other ones.  The condoms also come in other varieties such as: ultra thin, classic ribbed, and extra large.  For every condom sold, Sir Richard's donates one condom to those in need.  At the moment, they are donating to clinics in Haiti. 

I've wanted to try studded condoms ever since I've heard of them, back when I first started using condoms.  However, I've never found them at a local store and didn't want to order them online.  Babeland is a company that I really trust though, so I made the plunge.  While the condom is well made and didn't break on us or anything like that, I found it to be uncomfortable.  When Master first slowly introduced his cock to my cunt, we had no problems.  In fact, I didn't even feel the pleasure dots themselves right away.  It wasn't until we started really fucking hard that I felt that these condoms were just not going to work for me.  To use the words I used at the time "It's like fucking a cheese grater!  Owe, owe, owe!"

We took the condom off and finished up without it.  (See opening paragraph!  I do not recommend doing that with anyone you're not fully fluid bonded with.)  Since I didn't really like the condom (Master has no opinion one way or the other, he didn't feel the little bumps at all) I opened up the second one, and just put it on my fingers to take a picture so you could see the texture for yourself.  If you like a lot of texture, you really may like these, although Master and me will likely stay away.  It is for such a good cause though that we may look into Sir Richard's Ultra Thin or Classic Ribbed varieties.

While it doesn't state the type of lubricant on the Pleasure Dots packaging either, Master and me both suspect silicone again.  These condoms are also latex, so again, if you have problems with latex, stay away.

Buying a Condoms For A Cause Sampler Pack is something you can feel good about.  At such an inexpensive price (About a dollar per condom!) you can ensure not only that you will have a safe and fun night ahead of you, but that someone else somewhere else is being taken care of.  Plus, you'll get to try something new.  Win!

I'm going to give the Condoms For A Cause Sampler Pack 4 paws.  It's only losing a paw for the discomfort of the Pleasure Dots.

Thank you so much, Babeland, for allowing me to try out this sampler pack in exchange for an honest and fair review.  (And also, for being cool enough to offer condoms that benefit more than just the user!)

Faceless Voice

Master's father was legally blind, and growing up, Master would listen to audio books as he was drifting off to sleep.  I'd never heard of an audio book until I met Master, and he started to play audio books to me as I would sleep at night.  We found that it helped me sleep better, and unlike keeping the television on, you have background noise without any light from the T.V. keeping you awake.

Shortly before I discovered audio books, I began to read erotica.  There aren't a whole lot of stories which really get me going, so I tend to stick with the few that I know.  It wasn't always convenient though.  For starters, I had to hold a book open with one hand, which meant I only had one other hand left for other "things".  If you're like me, you need both hands for masturbating though.  In fact, if you're like me, you wouldn't mind an extra two or three.

While FacelessVoice will not offer you an extra set of hands (sorry!), they will offer you a totally new way to experience erotica.  They have two sections when you first show up at their site: For Guys, and For Girls.  Clicking on the left side will bring you to the men's section.  You'll still have access to all the audio books no matter which side you choose, but the featured books on the left are more catered to men on the guys side, and women on the girls side.

Inexpensive to try (Only $3.99 for one, $5.99 for two, or $7.99 for three stories) you can't go wrong.  There are so many different stories, and all stories are available with either a male or female narrator.  The male voice is expertly read by Duane Dale.  His voice is incredibly dreamy, smooth, and ear-gasm-tastic.  (Yes, I made that word up.  You'll understand when you download some of his work!).  The female voice is done by the very sexy sounding Lucy Blue.  Whichever voice you'd prefer, you will not be disappointed.

The site is split up into three categories:  good girl, bad girl, and naughty girl, with each category becoming more explicit than the last.  There is something for everyone here, from roleplays, to chance encounters, to extreme fantasy, to voyeurism, to BDSM.  Available for download to your computer, MP3 player, or smartphone, you can take these stories with you anywhere you want to go. 

While these stories are not specifically aimed at the disabled, I immediately thought back to Master's blind father and thought that others with disabilities might find audio erotica especially wonderful, in particularly the blind.  I really love FacelessVoice.com, and I love all the possibilities it has not only for solo sex, but also for couples, those with vision imparment, or anyone who just needs a couple more free hands.

Their fun and imaginative stories have captured my cunt, and I hope that you will all check out this amazing site.  I am rating them 5 (hands free!) paws:

Thank you so much, FacelessVoice, for allowing me the opportunity to listen to your awesome audio erotica in exchange for an honest and fair review of your site.

Pleasurists #129

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Dream G, In Box

My g-spot is probably Master's favorite internal thing to stimulate, so naturally we couldn't resist this toy, from the amazing sex toy store MyPleasure.  The Dream G is reliably waterproof, and designed to stimulate the G spot.  Unfortunately for me, it didn't really hit mine.

Let me give you some specs.  The Dream G is a short, yet girthy toy at 1.5" in circumference at the widest point.  It is made from ABS plastic and has a velvety cote finish.  The toy feels really soft and nice in your hands, yet firm.  Because of the velvet cote finish, the toy has a little bit of drag to it so you'll want to use a little bit of lube.  It runs on two AA batteries (not included).  The toy is six inches in length and varies in width as you can see from the picture.  There's a small hook on the end of the toy which is supposed to hit your g-spot.  To turn the toy on you just slide the dial on the bottom. 

Straight from the box, this toy looked really promising.  A short, filling toy with a g-spot hook.  Unfortunately it didn't work out so well for me.  The vibrations on the toy are well distributed, but they are only about a 1.5 in intensity.  It was difficult to insert the toy due to its girthiness and once we got it in there the curve of the tip was too small to actually hit my g-spot.  The very low vibrations also saw to it that I didn't really enjoy this toy all that much.

The plastic is easily cleaned with soap and water or a toy cleaner, and because it is waterproof you won't need to worry about splashing water in the battery compartment.

Overall, I wasn't very impressed with the Dream G.  If your g-spot is very shallow and you don't like very strong vibrations, you may enjoy this.  I give it major props for being reliably waterproof though.  I'm giving it 3 paws:

Thank you so much, MyPleasure, for allowing me to try out the Dream G in exchange for an

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