Roly Poly Dream Boy!

Photo Courtesy of GoodVibes

Wow.  Does he have a brother I can get with?  *Giggles*  You think I’m kidding, but once you get a hold of this Roly Poly Mini-Vibe made by the fabulous people at Doc Johnson, you’ll understand.  I am completely and utterly blown away by just how amazing this toy is.  I know, I know, you’re wondering how such a tiny little toy could blow me away?  “At only 4 1/4 inches long, and 1.5 inches in diameter, this thing is really only good for clitoral stimulation,” you’re thinking.  “Kitty, I don’t NEED another clitoral vibrator, let alone a $20 one.”

You’re wrong.  On both counts really, but we’ll get to those later.

First off, some things to understand!  There was no smell whatsoever coming off the toy.  The Roly Poly wonder-boy Mini-Vibe is made from ABS plastic, with little rubber grooves around the base to help you hold on.  Why do you need help holding on?  Well, the Roly Poly vibe is waterproof.  Completely.  Utterly.  Waterproof.  So far, Doc Johnson is the only brand I’ve tried which makes truly waterproof toys.  They don’t even marginally leak.  They are so water tight I can use them underwater for hours.  Okay maybe not hours, the battery is sure to die before then.

Ah, the batteries, my one complaint with this toy (and I do mean ONLY complaint) is that it runs on 2 N size batteries.  Honestly, I had never heard of N batteries, so I was more grateful than ever that they come with the toy.  I am also told that you can find N batteries at your local store easily, so that is good news.

The batteries get added into your phthalate free body safe toy by unscrewing a compartment around the middle.  Screw it back on, and you’re ready to go!  To turn your toy on, grip the light grey part near the base, and turn it to the right.  Your new Roly Poly vibe has different settings from a low buzz, to about a 2 out of 5 on the buzz chart.  This toy is definitely not going to get heard through the door, thank goodness!

“Okay”, you’re thinking “You’ve already told us that this toy is small and the biggest buzz I’m going to get out of it is a 2 out of 5.  Weak, Kitty.  Real weak.  What about this super awesome incredible toy?”

The beauty of this toy, is the insertability of it.  This is the first toy I managed to insert all the way, its small size was perfect for that kind of stealth.  The Roly Poly Mini-Vibe gave me the longest orgasm of my life, with twenty-seven (I cannot believe I was lucid enough to count them) vaginal contractions.  All I did was insert the toy, and use another toy on my clit.  It was absolutely amazing.  I cannot say enough about how amazing this toy is.  I have used it for clitoral-only sessions but for me, the real impressive stuff happens when I insert it.

Now, just to make sure we’re all on the up and up, I would not recommend inserting the toy into the anus, as there’s no flared base.  We wouldn’t want to lose our new toy into the anal abyss, now would we?  I really think that the true beauty of this toy, however, is in the vaginal insertion of it.  It is personally too big for me anally anyway, and as I said, you would never want to attempt it without a way to make sure you can retrieve it easily.

Cleaning of this toy is really easy, mild soap and water or a toy cleaner will do just fine.

Thank you GoodVibes, for allowing me to try out this amazing toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.  5 paws!

21 thoughts on “Roly Poly Dream Boy!

  1. What a lovely review! This sounds like such a nice vibrator, very cute! It’s great that you were able to find it fun as an insertable, and since it’s waterproof, even better!

  2. Excellent- its yet another toy I can add to my wishlist once I go on my great toy expedition, hehe! It’s a pretty good bargain for 20 bucks- kinda pays for itself really.

    The head of it reminds me of this ‘back massager’ *cough* I picked up for 10 bucks. It’s quite powerful and has guided me through some very gooey moments indeed 😉

    Excellent review!

    xx MM

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