Pooling It Up
Yesterday we spent a bunch of time at our local pool. 🙂 We went over around 2PM, but not after totally ripping our mint plant to shreds to make mint, basil, oregano mojitos. They were SO tasty. I can hardly wait for the mint plant to grow a couple more leaves. The basil plant was on its way out so we just took the rest of the green leaves off of it and added them, with a handful or so of oregano leaves. I cannot even tell you how much alcohol was in it. No, really. I can’t. Master puts the alcohol in, and it’s a big secret. *giggles* Anyway it was delicious, and everyone at the pool was raving about it! Awesome.
Part of the fun of it all, is people picking up on our dynamic. Little things. I don’t call him Master at the pool, and we don’t do sexual things, of course. There are children out and about after all. Some pretty blatant comments have been coming out though. Really funny and awesome ones. Some examples:
- Master had just finished cooking some corn and was eating in in front of one of the mothers at the pool. We’ll call her “S”. S started talking about how she suddenly was getting horny, and she remarked about how it must be Master’s corn eating. HA! He started eating the corn more sensually, and I made a comment about how there were children around. S said to me: “Oh, I bet you spank him good at home!” I said: “Oh, no, it’s more the opposite.” Everyone smiled. <3
- Later, while I was playing alone in the pool with my pool noodle, and Master was cooking himself a burger, S came back and I’m not sure how the convo started, but Master said that S mentioned going to the bathroom while I was in there. She said that “For all you know, we could have fucked.” Master grinned and said “Yeah, you could have.” They both chuckled, and she said “You’re one lucky dog.” Master said “Yeah, I know!”
- At one point, Master sent me all the way back to the apartment to get more vodka. I grabbed the keys, and merrily went on my way. I didn’t complain or look back or anything. Master told me while I was gone that a couple of the ladies were mentioning that it wasn’t nice of him to send me back all alone to get the vodka. One of the guys mentioned “Oh no, I think that’s her role.” And Master mentioned “Oh yes she loves doing all the errands and carrying all the bags.”
- One of the people also mentioned that before they got to know us, they had a feeling we were kinky. (Could it be the collar and ears?). She said she was excited to find out that we were indeed, and do we know how to get KY Jelly stains out? Ha ha ha!
It’s funny, one of the women there, (we’ll call her “T”) mentioned that before they got to know us, they used to call us “The Weird Couple”. Well, that’s cool with me. I guess we are the weird couple. Here I am always wearing kitty ears, and we actually act like a couple all the time, kissing, snuggling, I am always massaging his hands or feet, etc. I really don’t see other couples acting like that around the pool.
The only thing which kind of bugged me, I knew was going to come up sooner or later. T asked me why I never wear a “real bathing suit”. I laughed and said that this is a real bathing suit even if it does have long sleeves, and the only reason I wear it is because is has SPF 50 in it. I told her I burn easily, and that it doesn’t matter how much sunblock I put on, I still burn. She sounded completely astonished and gave me all this “Oh no WAY” and “Sunblock ALWAYS helps” and “I’m pretty sure that you would look great with a TAN.” HA! I told her I’ve never been able to tan a single day in my life, I just burn. Then she decided to take the route of assuming that I must be wearing this long sleeved suit because I have body image issues. *Eye roll*. Come on now! She started saying things like “Oh, I’ve got tons of stretch marks, so if I can do it you can do it.” Ha ha ha. I don’t have any stretch marks. Not one. What really surprised me though, was that she has seen me in my bikini and my tankini at the pool before, I just don’t wear them if I’m going out to the pool before 5PM, so I usually wear them if Master and me are going out to the pool after he works. Oh well. I knew someone was going to confront me eventually. If they want to think that I am wearing this long sleeved suit because I am shy about my body, that’s cool. Meanwhile, I’ll continue to wear my bikini on days or at times of the day which have low UV index. Sheesh.
Anyway, there were a lot more fun innuendos and comments, but those were the most fun, I think. We had a lot of fun, and I’m sure we’ll be back today for some more sunshine and pool fun. <3
11 thoughts on “Pooling It Up”
Hi! Just started reading your blog recently. Sounds like you two had a really fun day at the pool. 😉 I live in Florida and believe me, not everyone can tan. I burn, peel, and return to normal pale coloring, though EVERYONE else in my family can tan that amazingly beautiful bronze. Just not me. Go figure. Glad you guys are meeting people there. Love your blog!
Ah, finally someone who believes me! ^^ It's true, some of us with pale skin just do not tan. We did have a lot of fun anyway though. <3
I live less than a mile from the ocean here, and everywhere I look, people are out there at the pool, riding bikes in bikinis and board shorts, all tan. And then there's me. haha! Socks, tennis shoes, bike shorts down to my knees, crew neck t-shirt, ball cap, sunglasses. And to make it even worse for me, I get a chemical burn on my skin if I use sunblocks. YIKES!
eek! Have you tried sunblock clothing? My swim suit is spf 50, and I LOVE it! It might be worth a look. 🙂
LOL I *hate* assuming people, like that. They think that 'cuz they "know" it to be true, then it must be for everyone else as well. *eye roll*
I'm glad you had so much fun! Our pool area, as awesome as it is, doesn't have grills or anything. And if there's other people in it, it's families with rambunctious children, who don't take care to keep them in line. (some things never change)
That's awesome you're becoming friendly with your neighbors too tho! We haven't met a single one of ours yet, though you've been at your new place a tad bit longer than we've been at ours lol
Yeah, what bothers me isn't so much that she assumed something, it's more that after I explained it to her, she STILL did not believe me. >.<
I'm glad you have a pool though! They're so fun, and I'm sure in time you'll meet some neighbors. Hell, we've been here almost a year. It took us THAT long to meet people. Eek! Lol.
"Weird couple." More like freakin' awesome couple!
He he, thanks lostmaverick! ^^ <3
Ahahahahahahaahahaha! So funny! Glad you had a good time at the pool- it's been a while since I went to my local (it's about 15 mins away and has a massive waterslide!!!!) because I have my own and I love it ^.^
There are always going to be assuming people everywhere but they're a drop in a very, very wide ocean.
I know in my street we have Christmas parties on people's lawns with a BBQ and lots of drinking and dancing- they're really fun and open and they usually go into the wee hours, hehe! Master's mojitos would really go down a treat at one of those!
I know right? It was a fun time had by all regardless. <3 We have a pool at our complex, but I hope someday when we get a house that we have a pool there! *dream*. Your Christmas BBQs sound like a blast!
Oh they are. Once my dear Mum decided to make margaritas and instead of chilling the mix before she put the tequila in, she threw in about half a bottle of tequila and was really surprised when it didn't freeze, haha! Made for a very interesting night indeed that resulted in the entire street being adorned in hangover glasses the next day.
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