Chocolate Wine

How A Slut Prefers Her Wine

I’ve recently discovered chocolate wine!  I don’t drink it that often, maybe once or twice per week with dinner, but it is so tasty.  It’s chocolately, and it’s also red wine, so that means it’s good for my heart on not one, but two counts right?  Well, after making myself a half glass, and topping it with a penis ice recently, I realized that this probably isn’t how most people drink their wine.  Ok, so if the MIL was coming over, I probably wouldn’t serve it to her like this.  But, wine (or any drink) just tastes so much better with a penis in it.  Try it!  You’ll like it!  ::Peer Pressure::

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