Last night was so fucking awesome! We had decided to use some movie passes we had to go see Kung Fu Panda 3, but we had one last thing to do before we went, so we went on down to do it but couldn’t because the store closed early. We didn’t really want to just go back home, so we decided to go to dinner.
The only places I can typically eat anymore are breakfast food places. I can get one egg and some tea and be alright whereas there’s really nothing else I can eat in restaurants. So, Master Pravus typed in a local breakfast all day type place and off we went.
We showed up at exactly 7:25PM and there was a sign on the door that said they didn’t seat in the dining area when there was less then thirty minutes to closing. They closed at 8PM but somehow had their “DINING CLOSED” sign up already. Slightly grumpy, we walked away and headed back to the car. On the way to the car an older woman called out to us:
“Are they closed?”
She had just seen us rebound pretty fast.
“Well, the dining area is,” I called back.
“That’s okay!” she said.
We were sitting in the car trying to type in Denny’s or Ihop into the GPS so that we could still manage to find a place that served eggs. Before we could get the address in, the woman came back and started motioning for us to get out of the car.
“They’ll take us!” she announced jovially. “You just sit at our table and be our guests. We’ll just get separate bills and they don’t need to know we don’t know each other.”
We could not help but follow this woman. She was too fun not to want to follow. Her nickname was Mouse, so that’s how I’ll refer to her here seeing as how that’s not a giveaway to her real name.
Mouse brought her thirty year partner with her. Her partner’s name was Jane (Name changed for blogging purposes). Leave it to us to randomly run into a lesbian couple in their sixties who were the cutest ever.
We ordered our food, and then we got to chattering. We really hit it off and had so much in common! We could barely stop laughing as we were sitting there and it was the most fun I’ve had in a long fucking while. They were telling us where we had to go to eat and what we should try in Denver. We exchanged numbers and plan to do the whole thing again (on purpose! HA!) in the future. We even live close. The funniest part? Jane is a Zoo volunteer! If you read this blog you know how much me and Master Pravus enjoy the Zoo!
Mouse was telling us all about how she comes from Germany and how to find the best cheese (so now you know how she got her nickname!) here and all that. Freaking cute!
What are even the odds of that happening? It was so random and awesome and cool.
We parted ways and we went off to see our movie which was just so cute. If you liked the first couple of Kung Fu Panda movies, you’ll no doubt like the third. We spent so much time laughing! An excellent night!