Smoking Indoors Together

A few nights ago, we had to smoke indoors.  Well, I guess we didn’t have to, but Master Pravus wanted me to wear my gag with the ashtray attached, which isn’t really great to wear out on the porch where there are children around.  We turned on a little fan, to blow the smoke out […]

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What Were YOU Doing On Xmas Eve?

I know what we were doing. Mrs. Claus Is In Quite The Predicament “I have to pee.” “So go pee.” “Can I have a mason jar?” ::Laugh::  “No.” I crawled off the massage table, very ungracefully, and began inching my way towards the bathroom.  All this time I have some heavy duty wrist cuffs, a […]

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Some quotes from the past week to start us off: Setting the scene: Kitty is sitting on the floor coughing pitifully, and her Master is trying to get her to take some throat spray medicine. Master: “Come on, Kitty.  Your throat will feel better.  I promise it won’t hurt.” Me: “But it hurt last time!” […]

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