Happy First Port-a-Versary

One year ago today, I was in surgery for my Power Port.  It seems like so long ago, and also like I just got this thing.  The surgery itself was shitty as fuck because I didn’t do great on the type of anesthesia they used and I subluxed a bone in my neck (among other […]

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“Well, You Called It”

I’m not really doing too well.  I feel so broken and shitty, and I just had the world’s weirdest emergency room visit ever.  Maybe. I was sitting at home, playing Mario about an hour before bed.  I felt completely fine.  Then I started having jaw pain and some weird chest tightness.  I told myself not […]

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